The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!