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The power to eat soup with a fork.
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the power to make bubles without soap
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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.
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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.
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The Power To Lick My Own Penis
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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams
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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win
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The power to speak braille.
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The ability to make water luke warm.
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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code
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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.
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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.
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the ability to type slower.
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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.
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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times
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The ability to "Right Click" Properties
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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.
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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.
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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground
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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire
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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)
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having superpowers during the inquisition
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The power to have a V8
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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!