- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to only be able to eat poop

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power of laser pointer vision.

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to display emotions at will

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to take edible shits.

The power to be super jewish

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to be a common person

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

the power to see the present

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

Pointless Super Powers