the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to not exercise.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to smell water.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!