Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!