The power to teleport yourself one step away

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to not exercise.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power of being pointless

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!