the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power of women's rights.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!