the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!