- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

The power to look like yourself

the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

The power to be able to never have a power.

The power to obtain money, by going to work

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

The power of women's rights.

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to be 6% fireproof

The power to die everytime you pee

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

Pointless Super Powers