- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

the power to have the remote come to you.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to run at 0.5mph

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Pointless Super Powers