- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to summon cops to arrest you

The power to control your own limb movement

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to make yourself deaf.

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

The power to make clean socks dirty.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

Pointless Super Powers