- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

the power to make thin air that is harmless

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to eat food.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The ability to be in fashion.

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to summon cops to arrest you

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

the power to like charlie

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

Pointless Super Powers