Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power of being pointless

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!