The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!