Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to become black!

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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to die when you are happy

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!