The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power of fart helium

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!