Having the power to stand still

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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to die when you are happy

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!