The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to smell water.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!