- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The ability to have udders for nipples.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

power to blow up your own head only once,

The power to shape shift into water

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to sleep for one thousand years

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to not be color blind.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to not exercise.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

Pointless Super Powers