The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to see through anything except air.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!