The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to know where the beef is

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the power to shit out of your nose

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to grab a cats face

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!