The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

the power to herd cats

Invisible handwriting.

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

The power to revive Hitler.

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

The power to push "pull" doors

The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!