The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The ability to swim in water.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power of christ ;)

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!