The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!