- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to run Crysis.

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

Pointless Super Powers