- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to die when you get old

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to die at any moment you want.

Acid tears.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

Pointless Super Powers