- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to control mealworms

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The ability to sweat poop.

he power to make mistakes

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to smell like body odor at will

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

the power to eat with your butt

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

Pointless Super Powers