The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to be powerless

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to speak only one language

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!