- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to waste money

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to control mealworms

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to smell like body odor at will

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

the power to eat with your butt

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

Pointless Super Powers