The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to like any show

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The ability to see into the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!