- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to speak in only anime openings

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The ability to smell colors

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

the power to read this sentence

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to be missed when present.

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to jizz mango chutney

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

Pointless Super Powers