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The power to not think of a productive power.
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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.
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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons
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the power to write on cellophane
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The power to sweeten sugar
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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling
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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.
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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp
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The power to smell a fart upwind.
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the power to be powerless
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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.
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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.
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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity
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to poop a penny every year
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The ability to part hair.
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the power to itch your teeth
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The power to waste money
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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color
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To be able to summon old people
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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.
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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.
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the power to not finish your
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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!
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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!