Power to give birth through your penis.

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power to age faster

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to make remotes invisible

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!