- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to control mealworms

The power to fart rainbows

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to read the terms of service.

The power of love

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The ability to go to hell.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to die at will

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

power to have no power at all

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to kill yourself.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power of laser pointer vision.

Pointless Super Powers