- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to control mealworms

The ability to sweat poop.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The ability to go to hell.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to kill yourself.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

Pointless Super Powers