The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!