The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to spell words wrong

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!