- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

The power to not think of a productive power.

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

the power to have another pointless superpower

The ability to see into the present.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

the power to disinfect wigs.

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

the power to dislike this power

The ability to part hair.

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power to waste money

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

Pointless Super Powers