- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The power to turn into a tree.

I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The power to get laid by your right hand.

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

Pointless Super Powers