- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to take a crap.

The power to draw a perfect circle.

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to reed a platypus mind.

Nope. Just nope.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

Pointless Super Powers