- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

Nope. Just nope.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to fart rainbows

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power of love

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

the power to do nothing

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to die at will

power to have no power at all

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

Pointless Super Powers