- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do everything that you can do.

the power to dislike this power

The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

Being only half invisible.

The power to waste money

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

To be able to summon old people

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

the power to morph into yourself

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to murder rocks.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

he power to make mistakes

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

Pointless Super Powers