The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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the power to die

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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Aweonao

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the power to run in slow motion

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!