the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The ability to control dairy products

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to sweeten sugar

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!