The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to morph into yourself

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!