The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to poo.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to make remotes invisible

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!