- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to see where light is not present.

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

The power to transform into yourself.

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power to have no superpower

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

Pointless Super Powers