The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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the power of the succulent game

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to be blind

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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yo mama

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the power to do nothing

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to die at will

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!