- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to have no superpower

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to die at will

The power to be missed when present.

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

Pointless Super Powers