The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The ability to jump

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to fart on a plane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!