The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The ability to jump

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!