The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power of love

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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the power to do nothing

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The ability to go to hell.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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power to have no power at all

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!