- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to dislike this power

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The ability to part hair.

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to waste money

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to control mealworms

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The ability to sweat poop.

Pointless Super Powers