- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

the power to have a pointless superpower

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

The ability to part hair.

The power to waste money

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

he power to make mistakes

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

Pointless Super Powers