The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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Justin Bieber

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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boo

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!