The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to be a snail

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!