the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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the power to die

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!