- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to make everything worse

The power of women's rights.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to burn the sun.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

the power to turn food into shit

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

Pointless Super Powers