The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to die

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to poo.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!