- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

the power to turn food into shit

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

the power to time travel to the present

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

Pointless Super Powers