The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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the power to spell words wrong

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The ability to be poor for life

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the power to not finish your

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!